You may live in Texas if...

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If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you may live in Texas

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Texas .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend,
you may live in Texas .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you
may live in Texas .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave
both unlocked, you may live in Texas

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to
use them, you may live in Texas.

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas.

If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas.

If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
Texas friends & others, you definitely live in Texas.

Most Texans are just friendly folks!