Newspaper Ads

In case that video I posted got your tail in a twist, here's something to make you laugh!

Real Newspaper Ads:

Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes

Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything
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Illiterate? Write today for free help.
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Auto-repair service. Try us; you’ll never go anywhere again.
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Stock up and Save - LIMIT ONE PER CUSTOMER
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For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
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King Cleaners. We don’t tear clothing with machinery; we do it carefully by hand.
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Wedding dress for sale.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie
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Joining Nudist Colony!
Must sell washer and dryer $300
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Nordic Track
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
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Cows, calves: Never Bred.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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Georgia Peaches
California grown-89 cents lb.
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Free yorkshire Terrier
8 yrs old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
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Free Puppies
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbors dog.
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Free Puppies
Mother,AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.